Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

Pillow Jacked by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

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Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

Pillow jacked by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

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Related Words

Pillow Jacked • Pillow Jacker • pillow • Pillow Princess • pillow talk • pillow case • Pillow Fight • pillow pants • Pillow Fucker • Pillow Pets

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.

Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"

Pillow Jacker by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010

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