Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

Pillow Jacked by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

Pillow jacked by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

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Related Words

Pillow Jacked • Pillow Jacker • pillow • Pillow Princess • pillow talk • pillow case • Pillow Fight • pillow pants • Pillow Fucker • Pillow Pets

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.

Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"

Pillow Jacker by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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