pillock

james may favorite word

clarkson you infertile pillock

by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021

pillock

A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!

For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock

by Dirk Patrick April 16, 2006

pillock

Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat

That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock

by CAMRAMAN June 18, 2004

pillock

little ball of excrement left over in the hair around your anus (British)

You stupid pillock !

by Ed January 12, 2004

Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2010

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man March 18, 2016

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake October 18, 2010