A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.
Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
by derethebear February 27, 2019
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When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
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The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.

Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...
by Zen Thing July 29, 2004
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a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.
My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
by lynroadskyroad October 4, 2013
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