1. (when tired perhaps) damn i feeling like such a pile of wank
2. Dont trust claire she's a pile of wank
3. This film is a pile of wank
2. Dont trust claire she's a pile of wank
3. This film is a pile of wank
by Imak Hunt October 15, 2007
A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.
Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse
by gfsngfsbngsfgb January 20, 2009
(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.
Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
by bluebirdpotatoes April 24, 2018