I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
by spielhorst September 20, 2010
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When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.
1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
by Dick Face McQueen May 26, 2012
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Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.
Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.
by Joe Johnsonx April 30, 2007
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When a guy titty fucks a girl.
I flipped her over and gave her a Pig in a blanket, and blasted on her grill!
by rizzoli February 5, 2012
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Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!
by socalcutie July 19, 2010
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The act of pulling the skin of the nut sack up and over the penis, completely covering it. Often bending or coiling of the meat is necessary. Easiest when the scrotum is at full stretch capabilities.
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by Das Dota September 3, 2009
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An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized.
That's a bold statement, sporting the pig in a blanket.
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
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