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n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.
"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"
Pift by ProudSeal May 5, 2015
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The exact sound a lit cigarette makes when tossed into water.
Dave flipped his cigarette into the puddle....pift!
Pift by Rarsab December 17, 2008
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person 2: pift
pift by stifler101 January 2, 2012
The action of going to the restroom out of boredom while not necessarily needing to.
I went to take a pift around 2pm today to get away from my desk.
Pift by GetPifty January 28, 2026

pift ting 

pretty women
Ban from all of the following simultaneously: PayPal, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.
“ ah man, Gavin McInnes totally got ‘PIFTY’ed, now how am I supposed to laugh at his jokes
PIFTY by Dashman0111 June 25, 2020

Wagwan Pifting 

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them
Wagwan Pifting by Retarded boi October 9, 2019
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