Spencer: I’m glad you asked! She is the love of my life my reason to get up in the morning I love her so much she is a whole baby I wish for her happiness
This is the term for a bicycle with a seat that has very negative effects on the vagina.
Derek:
I am so glad we rented these bikes for our 25 miler!
Jennifer:
No way, bro— this seat makes me feel like I am crowning in my poonani. This is a freakin’ piecycle!