Piddel 

1. To steal/nibble food, often while you or someone else prepares a main meal.

2. The act of going to a kitchen cupboard or fridge, looking to eat nothing in particular, but just to nibble some small piece of food.

"Jane piddels the grated cheese while she makes her pizza"

"My gran likes to piddel some beetroot late at night"

Piddel by SmellyG October 23, 2009

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

piddle wingless hymenoptera by Telephony September 26, 2010

piddled-off 

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

piddled-off by Telephony December 16, 2016

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

Piddledicking 

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Piddly-ass 

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull

I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.

Piddly-ass by mstr August 14, 2009

piddle opposite of "on" 

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

piddle opposite of "on" by Telephony September 26, 2010