(n) The result of years of routine
masturbation due to an inability
to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form
over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).
“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.
“
I hear that. How’s your pickledick
treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts
sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”