Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.
"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."
by KTelos May 31, 2021
by gravy chugga August 8, 2021
The male that’s in between of sigma and omega. He’s kinda introverted. A nerd. Confident. Exceptionally smart and most people don’t expect him to be very socially experienced. He may look weird on the outside (like a nerd) but if you get to know him better he’s very friendly and smart. He’s doesn’t give a single fuck about everyone else expect for his small group of friends. He’s also pretty negative most of the time and pretty sarcastic. (Example: Rick from the show Rick and morty)
A guy who is very round and can be calculated by pi times his radius cubed times 4/3
A guy who is very round and can be calculated by pi times his radius cubed times 4/3
by sweatshit August 24, 2021
When the beautiful numerical or geometric properties of the number π lures far more men than women, who long to get intimate with mathematics’s most famous constant—when rational male figures get pretty excited, with some even experiencing occasional ahas, whenever the irrational and sexy π reveals more of her hidden properties.
The masculine and feminine subtle behaviors exhibited by the number π makes math educators and recreational mathematicians quietly ask: “Is pi male or female?”
by Fasters December 19, 2021
Person 1 is a Pi Male
by already_in_use_by_someone_else August 11, 2023