Phunting

The act of holding a door far to early for someone and possibly making them hurry for your convenience.

It was so annoying! Yesterday on my crouches I was slowly making my way to the front door of Chipotle, and when I was about 50 feet away, some Puerto Rican guy held the door for me. I had to crutch my way fast so he could hold it for me and leave. What a Phunt!

Bro it was so funny, I was Phunting this guy yesterday on crutches and he was like "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HURRY" and he almost fell just for my convenience.

by The Man of Sacred Abilities June 26, 2011

Phunt

n.
A new curse word that does not mean anything, but is still a general curse word that can be used in a social setting.

Look at that jerk over there. He is seriously being a phunt little nugget muncher.

by SerasAtomsk October 26, 2007

phunt

to show through sound

Phunt this album to all of your friends because it is great.

by dictionary_egg February 3, 2007

Phunt

To use in place of various curse words. Most commonly used when expressing one's distaste for a certain subject or action.

Uni: Let's go get blazed!
Phil: Phunt that! I'm straight edge!

by Jncoguy August 5, 2005

Phunt

Similar meaning to the meaning of the word cunt, the word applies to fat cunts. The 'ph' is used instead of the letter 'f' to make the word bigger implying the individual or group it is said to is bigger than the average person.

Bob: Tim is such a fat cunt

Jim: Yeah, he is a Phunt

Bob: Hahaha

by Funnnykunt October 15, 2012

[phunt]

Saying ' phunt ' is a way of calling someone a cunt in an online forum/poker room without getting the software team blocking your chat.

Omg.. he just called all in with 5 high , what a ''phunt''.

by Donk Slayer September 22, 2008