A disgraceful, disgusting person who roams the earth causing trouble towards anyone who looks in his eyes. He does whatever he wants and texts whatever girl her wants. He creeps and harrases young girls and a juvenile age. He goes above and beyond to ruin the lives on innocents and teams up with older men to hunt little girls. During his young age, he trains to become a harraser and once he fulfills his 18 years of life, he will unleash into the unkown and cause mischief amongst his grandmama and papa. No one likes him and everyone avoided contact within 90 acres of land. His own mother aborted him at a very young age because he had too much milk.
Photoguy is a bad-ass mofo who takes pictures of everything. He LOVES his job 'n shit. he usually takes pics of naked ladies but sometimes takes pictures of dead people and 'splosions
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!