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Phoneblocked 

The act in which someone is trying to score a phone number from someone and said persons (best friend, sister, bro etc.) happens to appear and prevent you from scoring their number. This word has nothing to do with anything sexual, unlike its brother (cockblocked).
Shinji:Hey Jehd, I was wondering if I could have your nu-
Alexia:What the heck are you doing here!?
Shinji:Just talking jeez!!
Jehd:What were you gonna ask me Shinji?
Shinji:Uh, nothing, see ya!
Later...
Shinji:Damn jin, Alexia totally phoneblocked me today!!
Jin:Damn, out of anyone getting phoneblocked today it just had to be you!
Phoneblocked by Mochii September 22, 2012
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Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.
"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"
Phonebooked by Headlackey December 14, 2009
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Pokéblocked 

When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
"You bastard, I can't believe you just Pokéblocked me!
Pokéblocked by El3tric July 15, 2016

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026