A shithole that will never progress. Phoenix is a giant suburban wasteland with nothing to do. Phoenix is made up of about 10 diverse suburbs.

Tempe- Tempe home to decent weed, ASU, sluts, and asshole cops who will bust you for anything and punish you to the max(j- walking ticket= $250)

Mesa- Neo Nazis, Eses, Meth heaven, Payday Loans, really good stuff that every family needs

Gilbert/Chandler- Bros, Mormons, and hey more Bros

Phoenix- Downtown= Ghost town, Ghetto, Horrible Drivers.

Scottsdale- Rich, Snotty, Stuck up grade A cunts and their small dick UFC wannabe boyfriends.

Ahwahtukee(all-white-tuukee)- Fake cookie cutter houses that in fake neighborhoods with fake arrogant people

Glendale/Peoria- middle class people with two stadiums and a sports complex

Sun City- Full of the flocking snow birds that congest the streets

The Res- Casinos, Cheap cigs and nothing else but a shitty drive-in movie theater

Also the Phoenix metro area is infested with illegals. Phoenix has Sheriff Joe who is the dumbest motherfucker in the west. He wastes millions of tax dollars fighting lawsuits against him and trying hunt down illegals which he fails at. We also have a super fun place called tent city it's a tented jail outside and it's best if you reside in the summer. It has green bologna and the worst DUIs and Red Light running deaths in the nation. Never drink in drive in Phoenix you'll be fucked if you get caught.


We have no culture at all if you take the mexicans out of the city all you get is brainwashed, lifeless drones.

Phoenix may look nice or fun in a book but it is a living hell 100-120 degrees from April to the end of October. I honestly don't understand why someone in their right minds would want to inhabit the arid landscape. Most of us kids are trapped here because either school or it's too expensive to live anywhere else. Phoenix is a cheap city and it shows it in every way.
Shit do we have to go to Phoenix???

My skin is melting!!

Who wants to go for a walk in the salt river?

Wow this place is just as bad as Tucson?
by Editeduser666 November 15, 2008
A great friend but comes up with really bad jokes sometimes really random but not bad. She is gorgeous and a best friend of lots of people, she is really popular and fun to talk to. She has a bit of a smell so you will know when its her. But gorgeous and smart.
Man i smell something gross.......

Oh i know you smell Phoenix.

I met a super nerd today, i forgot the name though....

Oh i know who that is, its Phoenix
by I love phoenix May 28, 2009
A suicidal bird who sets itself aflame and comes back from the dead, supposedly rising from its ashes more beautiful than before. Jesus tries to imitate it.
Commonly misspelled Pheonix, Pheenix, Feenicks, Fenix, Feenix and Feonix. Just think suicidal pyromaniacal emo masochistic beauty. That is the Phoenix.
by PhoenixCursed January 05, 2009
clean, well mannered, gang free, retard free, beautiful, well educated state.STAY OUT!(I'm talking to you Californians)
You would be amazed the view Phoenix has
by rndmcmx July 28, 2012
An attractive older woman who younger males find seductive. Similar to a 'cougar' but older or more attractive - to rise from the ashes.
She is one hot phoenix
by the lyrical genius May 12, 2010
The 6th largest City in the United States

Should never have been 4th or 5th.. Both Philadelphia and Houston are real cities anyway, Phoenix is a deserted urban sprawl.
-Hey did you know Phoenix is the 4th Largest city in the United States?

-Where is Phoenix isn't that a desert?

-It's actually the 6th Largest and its really just sprawl.
by StateMaster March 11, 2011
a girl that is very smart

but very competitive
likes guys named raymond and girls named bottle
"shes such a phoenix"
"ew! what a phoenix!"
by stephylikesgibb April 07, 2010

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