Philemon

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

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a.) The most interesting man in the entire world. Usually one in which someone would want to be. A role mode.

b.) A prophet or god.

Pwra

You: god isn't Philemon so great?
Everyone: yes

Jehovah's witnesse: do believe in Jesus Christ?
You: no I believe in Philemon

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Philemon Ahn

the great one; one that rules all; definition of ultimate ownage of all that is weak cheese

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Daredevil, the Incredible Hulk, and Little Mermaid

Philemon Ahn by pepe December 2, 2003

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A very very popular boy has all the girls even tho hes dirty. Flirts with other girls even tho he has a girlfriend

Brianna: Omg did you see Phileon
Sofie: Yea girl hes so cute

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A word used to describe a man with a huge ass

"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"

Philemon by fick off April 18, 2018

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Replacing letters or text in your company email correspondence to avoid being caught in spam filters for inappropriate content or use of vulgar language.

To avoid violating your corporate email policy - Philtering is necessary and highly recommended. ex; @ssholes, sh*t, f#ck

Philtering by Bunky1009 November 5, 2010

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An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.

You're being such a Philemon right now.

Philemon by xdpeppapig December 3, 2019

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