Margret: "Jade, I know this guy Mark who sounds pretty great, you should hit him up!"
Jade: "Sorry Margret, i'm philsexual"
Margret: ...
Jade: *caresses posters of Phil Lester*
In Philadelphia, some men are more in love with the Eagles, the Sixers, the Phillies, and the Flyers than they are with women. These devoted fans are known as Philasexuals
Person 1: Gregnever talks to girls. Is he gay?
Person 2: No, he's a Philasexual.
Person 1: Oh, so that's why he always wears Eagles' jerseys.
Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.
Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.
"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."
"What's that?"
"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."