The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, is an archipelagic island country in Southeast Asia. It is situated in the western Pacific Ocean, and consists of about 7,640 islands, that are broadly categorized under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao.

The current president is Rodrigo Roa Duterte. Phone number tag: #63
The Philippines has great food and great islands!
by Cekepop October 29, 2021
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A shitty bunch of islands clammed together.
Dwayne:"Philippines is a dumb country thats useless to Asia and the rest."
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A very nice tropical country that is full of beaches and resorts. First impression on this country is always negative but once you get to live in this country you will feel that there is no love like a filipino love. Home of the nicest people on earth. filipinos are not mean people.
Man, I thought the Philippines was a dumb country! I was wrong!
by ruined June 26, 2005
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A country made of islands whoes beauty is forgotten because of all the garbage, pollution, and chaos from the city. There is in fact more than just garbage and squatter families in philippines. There are amazing white beaches, and amazing forests. The Philippines is in fact an ASIAN country, we are not "pacific islanders." It is the third largest english speaking country in the world.
Person 1: Hmmmmm, where can i find beautiful white beaches and amazinf forest filled with tall majestic trees...

Person 2: Hmmm, how about Philippines?
by JMSL November 20, 2005
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The Philippines is a home of family-oriented people. Also home of people who love to laugh. Wether it's war or they're having a miserable life, they'll find time to laugh. Also a home of poeple who love exotic dining such as bloatfish (which are deadly and poisonous), isaw or animal intestines, balut or slightly-matured duck eggs and many more.
AND, the pople in the Philippines are very hygenic. Except maybe people living in squatters' area. But it's not often that you visit a country where people take a bath once or twice a day and some even three times. And, they use pails and water rather than tissue paper because it is much CLEANER. Using water is MUCH cleaner rather than using tissue paper becaused more bacteria is left and you cannot clean thoroughly.
Police: WARNING! Never let people who use toilet paper sit on your lap! Do like the Philippines does!
by siraulongnaypi July 26, 2006
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An archipelago located somewhere in SE Asia.

The Philippines is an ASIAN COUNTRY, check the records.

Member of ASEAN (Association of South East Asian Nations), to futher stress my point.
by Sixto July 11, 2006
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It's the country of intelligence, beauty and charm whereas almost all of the people are hardworking and very nationalistic.
Are you from the Philippines? Why? It's because you are very clever, nice and artistic.
by chapsbryan November 11, 2006
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