Philineness 

1. So cool that it is blinding.
2. The act of carrying a satchel.
3. Something totally freaking awesome.

"Ow, her Philineness is blinding! I can't see!"

"Did you see her satchel?"
"Yeah, complete, utter Philineness."

"Do you like soccer?"
"Of course! It is total Philineness."

Philineness by DictionaryDog April 18, 2010

Philiness 

The essence of awesome.
Cool but not freezing.
Unattainable unless you carry a satchel.

"Her Philiness is just radient"

"Wow I will never have that much Philiness"

Philiness by DictionaryDog April 17, 2010