Pheasanting 

Proper Pheasanting Techniques:

1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.

I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!

Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.

Pheasanting by SWSEEL ANDIE September 27, 2008

peasantini 

The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.

(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"

peasantini by Tharonis January 1, 2015