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(1) A large bird with a rounded body and long tail, which spends a lot of time on the ground and is often shot for sport and food.
(2) A moron or fuckhead.
(3) Someone who acts as if wishing to deliberatly bring him/herself pain or losses of any kind.
(1) Wow, my first hunt and I got fifteen pheasants.
(2) You're a fuckin pheasant.
(3) Don't act like a pheasant or you're gonna get seriously fucked up.
by Gestional-x January 26, 2004

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A fallaciousness female with the tendency to rob someone of their change directly after sexual contact with aforementioned individual.
You just got jacked by that cum guzzling pheasant
by distinguished old gentlemen December 12, 2010

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The definition of a dirtbag airman. Always late, never works when he finally makes it in at 1000, and then leaves the office for an appointment at 1400. Often known to fail PT tests and loves eating Kit-Kats. Hobbies include playing WoW and eating food.
"Stop being such a Pheasant"

"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"

"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."
by lulszilla August 13, 2008

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1.A Pheasant is possibly the most anoyying animal ever its does my head in!
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.
1. Cacaw says the pheasant! Bang says my Gun!

2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.
by Jack Dixon April 18, 2008

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a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.
"WTF, that pheasant stole my feline freind!"
"I hope i never get Ilikeadacats-acitis!"
by Compton III January 03, 2006

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A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.
I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.

Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.

Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
by Sand Fuck June 07, 2017

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