Phaneuf effort

To give a half assed, lethargic effort that usually results in miserable failure.

The pylon gave it a Phaneuf effort to check the offensive player by falling over his own feet and allowing the other team a goal.

by j squag April 3, 2015

Dion Phaneuf

An NHL hockey player who plays for the Calgary Flames. He is a Defence man. He kicks ass. he checks A lot of people, Fights a lot, And still manages to score goals. he wears number 4 and is the future of the flames.

Christian: "yo rick did you see Dion Phaneufs Check on Saku Koivu Last night"?
Rick: "damn Straight"

by FUZZCCF March 7, 2009

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010