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1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for "great"
Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!

Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some
petunia by marcus4321 December 4, 2011
Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.
Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!
petunia by Milot October 21, 2004
A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.
Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia
Petunia by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021
The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.
Dance, Petunia, dance!
Petunia by John January 19, 2009
The most sassy, hateful, mother like human in the world. Usually has the voice of a five year old brat but tries to be loving. She may also go by Brianna or Breanna.
Person 1: Hey petunia!
Person 2: I'm Breanna
Person 1: Whatever you say Petunia!!
Petunia by Kill myself pls June 10, 2018
Petunia by Not a petunia October 13, 2016