petri heil

so welcome all the fishermen in Germany! I'ts is very common !!!!!!

Fisher: Hey

Fisher 2 : Petri Heil

Fisher : yes, Petri Heil

by ABeater September 18, 2017

petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petri dish

A very useful peice of scientific equipment but also an EPIC way to bamboozle friends and even enemys.
To call someone a petri dish is like calling sombody a douche bad or an idiot.

ben:" hey joey, go home!" joey:"SHUT UP YOU PETRI DISH."

by nyancatpwns May 24, 2011

Madison Petrie

Someone who does not get penis

Oh Madison Petrie likes Vivayk but she can't get him

by Poon destroyer October 31, 2016

petri dish

Chris Rigge petri dish

Man my fourth yr looks like petri dish- has bacteria on face

by j n April 20, 2005

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe August 19, 2008

Soggy Petri Dish

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010