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Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!
Related Words

petrofied 

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro
YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.
petrofied by c los petro December 9, 2008
When you take a selfie with your pet.
(Talking to pet) "C'mere Fido, lets go take a petfie".

"I just took an awesome petfie with my cat".
Petfie by Catlover2312 October 22, 2014

petofile 

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.
I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.
petofile by YCSM July 19, 2007

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005
A fish that likes following/touching/watching other small fish, mostly male fish.
That fish is a pedofish.
That pedofish keeps touching those baby fish.
Pedofish by SuupaKoopa December 7, 2011