Petey Wacker

A Name People Use when THey Dont Want To Say Penis Or Dick Or Cock.

Keep Talking Shit Imma Kick You In Your Petey Wacker

Petey Wacker by PhreshyPhrsh March 19, 2009

Peter-Wacker 

A nickname for the male anatomy.

Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.

Peter-Wacker by Mega_Beaner July 19, 2012

Peter Wacker 

A Dick

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper

Peter Wacker by Porquenugget December 29, 2017

Peter Plumley-Walker 

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

Peter Plumley-Walker by hartattack January 18, 2006