Pete

Short for Peter. Peters don't tent to response to diminutive forms of their name, but they also don't overcompensate with self-promotion, such as diminutive Pete does.

"So what did you think of Pete in bed?"
"I know how he is in bed. That's why I call him Peter."

by enkephalin07 March 4, 2022

Pete

Nicotine addict.

Hits vapes constantly and also fiends burgers such as the Beefy Pete.

Yo Pete, pass me the vape g you've been hitting it for 20 minutes.

by zongcunt June 10, 2019

Pete

A hardcore motherfucker from CT.

See hardcore

"Holy shit, Pete just ran rather quickly, headfirst into that large wall comprised of hard stuff - mostly concrete!"

"Damn, he's so hardcore."

by Comosexual May 25, 2005

Pete

A person who asks a very obvious or stupid question

Does Messi play soccer?no pete he plays netball with his feet

by Weaklike7days June 24, 2017

Pete

A teenage or prepubescent male with a high voice who likes to play video games online.

I played Left 4 Dead online with a Pete last night. He was so annoying.

by Reginald B. Skipworth November 23, 2009

Pete

A euphemism for a male mans penis. Known as Peter when flaccid.

Guy: You wanna meet Pete?
Girl: Who’s Pete?
Guy: *Slaps round face with Pete*
Girl: Oh

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pete

Pete is a knob, usually born in September, they rarely treat their wife/partners on Valentine’s Day. Nevertheless, he is a good bloke but has areas for improvement

Pete, bit of a knob but okay to have a pint with

by Petebirks February 9, 2020