Peted

Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.

A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.

After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.

Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”

by prosindogg October 24, 2008

Pete and Pete

The best TV show ever created. Ferthermore, Nickelodeon should have been sued for taking it off the air.

hey, let's go watch Pete and Pete!

by SLK January 15, 2004

Peteing

A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'

"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"

by Alexandraazar June 2, 2017

The Pete

A codename for weed (especially skunk/super strong weed) originating from a Peep Show character Skunky Pete.

Can also be used as The Peter Parker.

"Rahhh it smells Petey in here"

"Im Peted"

"Woof this is the absolute Parker"

"Is that The Pete?"

by DaReefer420 July 21, 2020

Petee

A name symbolic of those naturally kind at heart. One that is generous and caring and likely to be the best sort of friend you could desire.

Oh you know Petee Boy? He helped me out yesterday, when no one else would take the time.

by Find April 25, 2009

Pete

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

If someone displays any of those characteristics...

"Dude, your name should be Pete!."

by MokoRules February 24, 2009

Pete

The one responsible for April 20th; the night he flies over everyone’s houses to squeeze and twist the nipples of everyone within 6 hours. I mean EVERYONE, Pete doesn’t discriminate.

Pete is streaming Apex Legends instead of twisting everyone’s nipples like the lord he is.

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 25, 2021