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Petophile 

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
Petophile by capnkev June 21, 2009

Petrophile 

Petrophile is someone with a huge forehead. Lives in a van. A.k.a. a little man whore with a little thingy.
Oh look! It's Petrophile!!

Hide yo kids! The Petrophile is here!
Petrophile by Anti-Petrophile September 12, 2013

Peterphile

Someone who really likes Peter Griffin from the famous cartoon show Family Guy.
Mom: Why do you have a Peter Griffin body pillow?
Me: Because im a Peterphile. He is the perfect man and I need him in my life.
Peterphile by Peter STAN July 22, 2019

peteophile 

Person: I have a crush on Pete.
Other Person: Peteophile!
peteophile by Thaoh March 13, 2020

Petophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
Petophile by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

Petophile 

One who commits animal abuse or neglect.

One who commits horrible and harmful acts onto animals.
April is Animal Cruelty Prevention month. The ASPCA urges us to advocate for tougher laws against petophiles.

Michael Vick is so disgustingly not sorry for his years as a petophile!
Petophile by Jasmine Jenkins April 20, 2011