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17.
To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.
Past Tense:

Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.

Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
by i wear glasses cause im "weak" April 05, 2009
 
1.
A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.
If someone displays any of those characteristics...

"Dude, your name should be Pete!."
by MokoRules February 24, 2009
 
2.
A male slut
'he's such a pete'
by -XxO September 17, 2008
 
3.
Argentine word for blowjob.
A derivative of the word "Chupete" (pacifier).
It´s pronounced "Peh-teh".
... Haceme un pete y vemos (Do me a Pete and we´ll see)
by Argentinman July 10, 2008
 
4.
A shy and insecure boy who is largely missunderstood. His awkwardness will either been seen as undersirable or endearing. He has but a few close friends but is liked by many. He is polite, friendly and courteous but doesn't have much luck with the ladies. He is slightly nerdy and enjoys video games and fantasy fiction. Although an introvert, Pete is very popular amongst those who know him best. He has an immature sense of humour which will either be seen as funny or annoying. He is sensitive and caring and will always listen to what you have to say.
Pete cracks me up, he's so awkward :-)
by Jackyboii October 21, 2011
 
5.
rapist
that kid pete that sits next to me in math is a rapist.
by iamlyingaboutmyname November 23, 2010
 
6.
1) when a new kid goes to a new school and starts making all the boys and girls fall in love with him
omfg that guy is pete-ing everyone, yeah i know! he's already pete-ed eho and vlo. what a pete!
by kDAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGG August 26, 2010
 
7.
(v.)
1. the need to pee and eat.
2. an urge to eat and also use the toilet.
Man... I really need to pete
or past tense: I'm so glad I finally pate
by Alison and Justine July 12, 2008