Pestuello 

A poor, poor, beautiful goat, with an unfortunate fate. Also see Pestulio.

The legend of Pestuello:

Once upon a time, there was a goat named Pestuello. Pestuello was a beautiful goat with a lean, muscular body and long, flowing hair. One day Pestuello went for a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They first devoured his legs, then his body, and arms. They then shrunk his head and wore it as a necklace. This was Pestuello's end.

**Write the short version in your math book:
There once was a goat named Pestuello. One day, Pestuello went on a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They ate Pestuello. The end.

Pestuello by cato December 23, 2003

Pestulous 

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.

Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."

Pestulous by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018

Pestell Package 

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

Pestell Package by MC Warlow May 7, 2008

Pentellow 

A bean from the Pink Corruption, a series based on Just Shapes and Beats. She's one of four caretakers of the Tree Of Life, and has a hero (Tsavorite/Green) to call her own. She's shipped canonically with Iris.

"Pentellow's an underrated character."

Pentellow by GirlOfManyFandoms April 13, 2021

pestulio 

I am what I am, if you steal my name... then screw you.

I am PesTuLio

pestulio by semaJ December 23, 2003

PastelLoser 

The wanna be Upsets

HEY ITS PASTELLOSER

PastelLoser by JeffTheJeff April 19, 2018