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pertsex
used to describe the female reproductive system, or used to show that you're soon to be getting action with that of a female.
Joe: All i did was tickle her wet pert.
by Lucchino August 20, 2007
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pertsex
The act of releasing gas while urinating. (Fart-pee)
I was so embarassed when I perted.

Wow I think I am going to pert.
by JKrue June 03, 2008
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pertcollege
john: hey man where would I find the pert

chloe: isle 17 near the pantene
by naia May 26, 2007
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pertname
(Noun) Another name for a spotted dog that has both black and white patches. Usually goes by the name Patches. He is a peeping Tom dog who usually goes after hot human females.
1- Patches your such a Pert.

2- Patches, your such a peeping Pert!
by Blackberry001 November 20, 2011
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PERTsex
The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.

See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...
Person 1: Hey everyone, let's all go to the computer lab and PERT!

Person 2: I'll bring the lube!
by Whiteboyrobot April 25, 2012
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Pertsex
(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.
What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.
by Jaynation December 29, 2009
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Eric's girlfriend wouldn't let him stay out to watch the Superbowl because he didn't practice P.E.R.T.
by Hudson VS Studio February 01, 2009
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