4 definitions by DrewP
Donkey punching is more safe and effective when you use a swift but controlled open-handed karate chop to the very base of the skull, near its insertion on the neck. I believe this stimulates nerves that contract the anal sphincter muscles.
The legal definition should be removed because the goal is not to make the recipient unconscious. Also, this is not something that people actually do, its a freaken joke, you feminazi.
But, if you were to do it, a donkey punch to the spine just above the ass would probably work better (and provoke fewer lawsuits) than a blow to the head, which might even relax the anus. This is because sacral nerve stimulation has been linked to sphincter contraction (in cats)- dont ask.
Now, if you really want to get some sphincter contraction, without the whole punching thing, you cover the recipient's nose and mouth with a hankerchief full of ground pepper or something that will make her cough (or just ask her to cough repeatedly). Coughing tightens the anus twice as much as voluntarily squeezing.
My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate!
by DrewP Oct 14, 2006 add a video
ah, snap, i left my bud back at the cut.
that's a damn shame.
by DrewP Sep 27, 2006 add a video
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-Who is the coolest man alive again?
-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
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by DrewP Dec 10, 2006 add a video
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by DrewP Sep 28, 2006 add a video