2 definitions by TXN Perte'

perte

A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.

Arke does NOT have a wild ass.

perte: I don't like arke's ass
-meme posted-
perte: shh

by TXN Perte' January 15, 2017

romulan spy

A pesky romulan that likes to cleverly spy on members of the Federation.

Often blamed for stuff in place of the Russians.

Person 1: I know what you're going to say
Person 2: *gasp* ROMULAN SPY!

by TXN Perte' January 9, 2017