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Persian/Middle Eastern lounge music. Normally a fusion of tradition instruments and rhythms with modern electronic effects and mixing.
Bob - "I'm drinking this absinthe and relaxing, yet don't feel chill and exotic enough!"

Dillon - "You should listen to some persh...It's is one of the most chill and exotic things in the land!"

Bob - (Now listening to persh while sipping absinthe) "Damn, you were right! Persh rocks!"
Persh by 007MIAMI October 27, 2011
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perchance 

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.
perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Peashooter 

Peashooter is the first and primary attacking plant received in every game in the Plants vs. Zombies series. He is a peashooting plant that shoots one pea every 1.5 seconds, dealing 20 damage per shot.
How can a single plant grow and shoot so many peas so quickly? Peashooter says, "Hard work, commitment, and a healthy, well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and high-fiber carbon dioxide make it all possible."

Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..

Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.
"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"
Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

Pershlinka

A round bubble sort of looking hat that only French painters wear 24/7 to maintain their certain 'French painter' style. Suits better if painter has moustache and French accent.
"hey man nice pershlinka where'd you get it?"

"thanks I got it from the pershlinka factory in France"
Pershlinka by Areyouarita March 14, 2019

Peesh Problems 

When you wake up and your penis is stuck to your leg