Perak
A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.
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peraltiago
the romantic pairing of jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine-nine. peraltiago is a healthy and loving relationship adored by many
peraltiago is the best
peraltiago by arrowverse+ May 7, 2018
Jake Peralta
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Peaks100
A menacing, 5’4, black air force wearing, food critic that has beef with anything.
He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.
His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.
Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.
He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.
His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.
Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.
Guy1: “Yo you know that guy Peaks100 on TikTok?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”
Peaks100 by brogotbeefwith August 22, 2022
Jake Peralta
A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Jake Peralta by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018
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pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017
Peak Meeting
Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.
Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.
Equation:
Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.
Equation:
Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.
Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012