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peraltiago
the romantic pairing of jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine-nine. peraltiago is a healthy and loving relationship adored by many
peraltiago is the best
peraltiago by arrowverse+ May 7, 2018
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Perak • perakeet • Perakis • peak • peak fiction • parakeets • peaking • peaker • peaked • Peak Piece
Jake Peralta
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Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
Peaks100
A menacing, 5’4, black air force wearing, food critic that has beef with anything.
He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.
His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.
Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.
He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.
His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.
Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.
Guy1: “Yo you know that guy Peaks100 on TikTok?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”
Peaks100 by brogotbeefwith August 22, 2022
Jake Peralta
A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Jake Peralta by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018
pump a parakeet
pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017
Peak Meeting
Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.
Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.
Equation:
Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.
Equation:
Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.
Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.