pensi and bal

A nice way of saying penis and ball

John:penis and ball
LeBron James Charles Dickens: you mean pensi and bal
John:no
LeBron James Charles Dickens:fuck off

by Rustyboi3010 March 5, 2021

pensi

1. n. - in the ancient tongue, where S was toggled out with I: penis. 2. n. - in the middle kingdom of Nyah, where corporate labels were only allowed one P per word and any second P would be replaced by the first previous consonant: Pepsi.

- Hehe...pensi!
- Dude...we're idiots.

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) October 3, 2003

Pensi Rescue

Any time a woman needs a man's help for anything she is requesting for Pensi Rescue.

Ashley: Matt I really need your help
Matt: Is this a formal request for Pensi Rescue?
Ashley: ... Dag, yo.

by Mattdavis Fodsdamnit October 7, 2005