The State has the worst roads and traffic ticket laws in the whole country. There are meddling dutch people who have an attitude problem and are suspicious of everybody who is not Dutch. It is taboo to walk in some of the Northeast cities because of fat paranoid dutch people. It is filled with bigoted conservative pigs who hate everybody that is not German. There are old people who do not like people who have black hair and often sit on their porch with police scanners. Philadelphia is the armpit of all the Northeast cities and is just known for its cheese steaks. The suburbs if filled with pretentious snobs who call the police on people who do not drive BMW, Volks Wagon, or Ford(its a german thing).
Friend: Why is that dutch lady with the tennis hat giving me a dirty look?
ME: She is part of neighborhood watch and wants to call the police. She is bored.


Friend: Why do people have stickers with the letters N-R-A?
ME: It is a bunch of extreme libertarian people who live in the woods and suburbs who want to shoot somebody for no reason.

Friend:Why do people have such a hard ass attitude?
ME: It is a German thing.
by ConservativeGermanScumbag March 10, 2013
A beautiful State that feels more like three; Where everyone who doesn't live in the North West forgets we have beaches, from Ohio to New York. The birth place of Liberty (Philadelphia), and one time housing the highest concentration of wealthy people in the world (Pittsburgh). No region is like the other...over abundance of fresh food, alcohol, easy women, and illogical taxes. Come see it while you can before Gov. Corbett sells it all off to private interests.
Who does America have to thank for it's freedom, Pennsylvania.
by V Dan January 25, 2013
Possibly one of the most weird places is Pennsylvania. People there are all either Emos or Preps. Not a lot to do except get lost in the woods or go trash a convient store. Sure, we may not compare to most states BUT damn sure as hell we rock.

1) We have three parts.
a) Woodsy area
b) City area
c) Amish/hick/farmy area


3) We have one of the fucking BEST colleges, Penn State.

4) The people here are all idiots XD Which is funny.


6) We're home of all or most emos. And everyone loves emos.

7) Without us you wouldnt have:
a) CDs
b) Rollorcoasters (They were made in Ohio BUT the idea came from PA coal mines.)
c) Once again, Hershey's chocolate. <3
d) The whole country, we fucking MADE the USA.
e) Lightbulbs, bitch.
f) Pretty much all Thomas Edisons inventions o.o

8) Pretty much everything good in the world was made in PA. Except Max.. He was made in Michigan.

Still not convinced PA isn't ALL bad?.. No? Fuck you XD
Pennsylvania? Oh, that place owns you.
by ManiacMoni December 17, 2008
A state that takes 5 hours to drive across if there's no construction, which means that it never takes less than 10 hours to drive through. Contains towns with names such as Paint, Tree, Elm, Intercourse, and Frackville. The scenery is quite nice, but very repetitive.
One time, google maps re-routed me off of Pennsylvania highway 81 because of construction. I wound up lost at a mountaintop mall in a town called Frackville.
by youthCulture July 28, 2015
1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone
Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet! Can it get any worse? ;-)
by JoeNJ2 April 17, 2011
A state full of the most snobby, creepy, asshole people ever! I lived there for a little bit and everyone is a straight up sudo-snob or a creepy "I'm going to molest you" person and everyone smells like soup and look at you like they want to hurt you. This is perticuoly in Allentown:)
Want to feel like your living in the twilight zone? Move to Pennsylvania!
by Tbh<333 November 06, 2015
Even their Amish will fight you.
by Frank I. August 17, 2012
A state in which the local residents like to blame outsiders for the problems of their state when it's the lacks of education and discipline of the youth that cause most of the problems.
No honey it's you ignorant tools that sprout your own crime here in Pennsylvania.
by JoeNJ2 April 16, 2011
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