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(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.

(n) That with which one penis-shanks.
I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.

Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.

Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?
by Mickey's Revenge1 November 15, 2009

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