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(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.

See Ball-Cock
a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?
by kevcoch January 28, 2008
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