2 definitions by kevcoch

Top Definition
(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.

See Ball-Cock
a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?
by kevcoch January 28, 2008
(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.
a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.
by kevcoch January 28, 2008

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