Skip to main content

Penis Tears 

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.
What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?
Penis Tears by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

Penis tears 

Also know as Semen.
She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.
Penis tears by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Penis Tear 

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.
Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.
Penis Tear by Free Dan January 24, 2013

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026