Penis tears

A euphemism for male ejaculate

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.

Penis tears by JAKIL March 28, 2015

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Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

Penis Tears by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

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Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

Penis tears by The Glunk January 1, 2012

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Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

Penis Tear by Free Dan January 24, 2013

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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