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Penis Genius 

A Penis Genius is often (but not limited to) a girl who can do fantastic, funky things with a penis, resulting in pleasure that's off the chart. It is popular opinion that a Penis Genius must be a slut. Incorrect. A Penis Genius is more often than not a girl who is very conscious of her actions, the sort of "only doing things when i love him" kind of girl. The sort of girl who you must make your girlfriend before she reveals herself as a Penis Genius.
Note: A Penis Genius can also come in the form of a homosexual male.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! Your new Girlfriend seems nice, haven't seen her at many parties though, how is she?"
Dude 2: "Absolute Penis Genius!"

Dude: "Nice new boyfriend man."
Gay Dude: "Gosh he is just super. Fabulous with my penis. Total Penis Genius"
Penis Genius by Squirtle&Charmander September 10, 2011
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Super Genius Penis 

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!
“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “
Super Genius Penis by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022

Penius Genius 

Someone who thinks with their penis
Charlie Sheen is a penius genius, he thinks with his dick.
Penius Genius by casualpunk May 29, 2015

Penis genuis 

Someone who is very erotically efficient with male genitalia
I was with a penis genuis last night. Unbelievable!!
Penis genuis by Bush breath January 13, 2021

penis genuis 

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia
I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis
penis genuis by Bush breath January 14, 2021

Your Genus Penis 

Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it

your genus likes penis 

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.
George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.