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Penis Driver 

1. One who drives a penis
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:

1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.
Mike Harris is such a penis driver
Penis Driver by Jennifer Drouin January 31, 2004
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penis pyle driver 

Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
penis pyle driver by IAmNotARook January 13, 2016

driveway penis 

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.
Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.
driveway penis by Kent Lane December 24, 2008