Penis Cave 

A Vagina. Also the opening in Mark's face.

"That bitch is a penis cave." or "Shut your damn penis cave Mark!" and even "Dude dont be such a Penis Cave"

Penis Cave by VERNON KELLY April 15, 2008

caveman penis 

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

caveman penis by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

peniscake 

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake 

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

peniscake by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake 

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

peniscake by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

penisavers 

geesh, you should have gone to penisavers

billy bob bernard went to penisavers, & ended up with man chowder in his E.Y.E

penisavers by D. Hine October 25, 2003

penishaver

A male

P1: I am a penishaver
P2: I am as well

penishaver by Jghay October 22, 2020