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It's a piss dispenser.
My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.
by Jm November 11, 2004
the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.
i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.
by kyle coleman August 24, 2004
(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure
His penis is soooo long!
by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003
The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.
my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.
by the master of bation November 08, 2003

looks a bit like that

if u have a stick insect willy :D :D

and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.
Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!

Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions

by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003
Something that has many names used to seduce your woman. Examples include: throbbing pole, love meat, and Weapon of Mass Insertion. Go for it bro.
"Yo baby George Bush wants to bomb me cause I possess a Weapon of Mass Insertion. Suck it."
by t.ho June 27, 2003