1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
by A No-name-us September 04, 2006
A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.
Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.
by Da Sex Docta March 11, 2005
An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.
If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.
by Spanky March 04, 2005
It's a piss dispenser.
My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.
by Jm November 11, 2004
the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.
i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.
by kyle coleman August 24, 2004
(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure
His penis is soooo long!
by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003
The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.
my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.
by the master of bation November 08, 2003

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