Penis

what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

by fgejyrth April 11, 2010

The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.

I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.

by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

by Ritardondo February 9, 2016

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 2, 2015

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 14, 2017

You have no penis

by sexlord69 September 9, 2016