The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....
bell on a pole
ding dong mcdork
heat-seeking moisture missile
John Thomas (dated)
peepee (children's term)
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
todger (Australia, UK)
willy (children's term)
In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here
If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.
2. Love Length
5. Vainy Love Tree
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!
Man penis is all i can think of
A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team
sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!
pleasure making machine for both sexes.
I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.