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1) Masturbating to the point of painful soreness while reading Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series or watching the Legend of the Seeker television series.

2) Richard Rahl's formal name.
1) Ryan pulled a Penis Rahl watching Kahlan bathing in the lake on T.V.

2) Should I call you Richard, Dick, or Penis Rahl?
by DrunkenLunken May 16, 2009

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