Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank?
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction
by MrNobody:P May 6, 2017
Holy shit, man... I was watching this special on the Discovery channel, and they said that there'e people who are bi-penial. That they have two dicks, man!
by Jorge April 5, 2003
Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.
Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“
Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”
Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“
Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”
by T_rump_supporter June 26, 2018
When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
by cantbetheking January 5, 2014
When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019
The disorder of a small penis.
by LukesSoBeast March 7, 2011
by Trifusion December 27, 2016