4 definitions by Blastmaster of disaster
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019
When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019
The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.
Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019
The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.
Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019