A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
That dude's a total pence
by indiana4evah February 28, 2010
by KILsDaddy February 7, 2017
A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.
by M. Pence December 26, 2017
Pencing, or to pence.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
by DonatetoPPforMPence November 13, 2016
The vice president is a total pence.
by pseudononymous November 20, 2016
A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.
Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
by jmerricka January 21, 2019
Someone's bitch; a coolie; a lackey.
Origin: from Mike Pence doing Donald Trump's bidding. He's Trump's ultimate bitch.
Origin: from Mike Pence doing Donald Trump's bidding. He's Trump's ultimate bitch.
Why do you have to be such a pence? Stand up for yourself. Pencing will result in no one ever respecting you.
by WerdNerd17 February 8, 2017